I am in a music class currently and the proffesor kept saying, "You just hold the tuba like this, fit your mouth around it - it might seem a bit big at first - and just blow. You'll have to work your tongue in there to get it right, but trust me...all that work is worth it in the end." I think, at that point, he might have been doing it purposely.
Hahaha,when I read that he's Italian I tought "Damn,Italians are all the same after all!XD" I too am Italian and I can't say I never do this. Actually,pretty often.LOL But I can say that other people say way worse stuff so that is nothing compared to what other Italians can do... My classmates makes such crazy stuff you can't imagine! I'm just happy that not all people on earth are like this... Anyway,if I continue I might end up saying bad stuff about my own country so let's just stop here. Some of us are nice so as long we exhist is all good.
I don't laugh at double meanings unless the other person keeps feeding that secondary meaning more and more without even realising. At least he doesn't set his "double meaning" mode all the time, talking to someone that finds double meaning to things 24/7 is annoying.
xD Lol, totally true. Guys need to grow up, they always make a joke on every sentence.. i really hate that myself (i never understood the jokes and why they are funny, I'm actually different from most of my friends.. Weirdo? ... sure you can call me that xP) love the comic.. and the fun expressions
Although I have no room to talk because I too would find that very amusing to do and have fun doing that A LOT (generally not with teachers, but yes I did have a moment with my one instructor *the male one*).... Long story short we were practicing proper cleaning care for male genitals- ahem, nursing assistant class- and I turned to my friend and was like "Why can't they just make these stupid manikins genitals more realistic?!" because they're super stiff rubber and are a total pain to try and practice with. ANYWAY- our instructor, Mitch, chimes in saying ''Well not a whole lot of money goes into making these things so...'' - I said "Yeah but if they can make a sexy toy that's realistic-" he goes "WOAH! Well I wouldn't know, I don't have any of those..." my face turned red I smiled and told him "I don't either but that doesn't mean I've never seen any, geeze Mitch!!!!" We all busted out laughing and he goes ''I'm just here to teach not to judge you'' I said to him that he was just awful.... and it was too because he totally took that way out of context XD
At least I made him laugh so hard his chest hurt because he couldn't breathe from laughing so much haha.